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What are you doing here?

2009-09-21 17:14:47 by Dutch-Spitfire

If you came here, you probably followed one of my reviews, I don't really have anything else on here right now. Lets say you did follow one of my reviews. It probably stood out, maybe it offended you..
That is quite possible because I can be a asshole about certain things. Especially those typical internet phenomena, like 2 pages of comments of "W00t THIS IS THA BEST!!!!!1 DURRFAVD MAN!" Or "WHENS EP2/3/4/5/6/7etc COMMIN OUT I NEEDS IT!!!!!!1one"
That just annoys the fuck out of me sometimes. And can't help myself in the comment box, that is sometimes also the issue with blatanty idiotic flash. reviews which can be harsh.
I do really want to say I really try my best to make my reviews and anything else I type non offensive and try to add something to the conservation.

And sometimes I'm just a frustrated fuck with nothing better to do than watch shit on nergrounds and write about it.

Recent Game Medals

Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything Medal Stats.
Last Laugh 5 Points Kill the Jester last on any level. Medal Stats.
Bombastic 5 Points Explode 100 castles pieces. Medal Stats.
Prohibition 10 Points Destroy 100 barrels. Medal Stats.
Air Burst 5 Points Detonate a remote bomb in flight. Medal Stats.
Priority Target 5 Points Kill the king first on any level. Medal Stats.
I'm a Lumberjack 5 Points Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo. Medal Stats.
Ladies First 5 Points Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level. Medal Stats.
Logged to Death 5 Points Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log. Medal Stats.
Bacon Beater 25 Points Defeat Kevin Bacon Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 114 (From 20 different games.)